Does anyone else find it horribly, horribly, bitterly, bitterly ironic, that while I drive all the way to Hot Hot Heat to find it sold out in less than an hour and have it almost ruin my life in all of its metaphorical/seemingly-prophetic awfulness, Leah has the best time imaginable at Rainer Maria?

It snows really irregularly in Chicago. But man, it be snowin' hoez and bitchez outside.