Oh boy. Dilemma. The White Stripes are playing the Aragon Ballroom July 1 and July 2.

Help me decide what to do.

Option 1: Hipster Fuck
Don't go to either show.
The Aragon sound SUCKS. It's really hard to get close unless you get there to WAIT IN LINE before the doors open, which is SO uncool, therefore pictures suck. and doors open at 5:30. TWO HOURS BEFORE THE SHOW. ahg.
The crowd is going to be ridiculous. Teeny boppers to the extreme. People who hardly like the Stripes. Like the Strokes show, but I'm sure even worse. And like 1% of the crowd is going to have even heard of Whirlwind Heat, the fantastic opener.
TICKETS ARE FUCKING 30 BUCKS.
I saw them at Metro, and it was amazing. I don't want to ruin it.
I'm not so hot with Elephant.
Wearing red to the Metro show was cool, whereas here it'll brand me a dork.
TICKETS ARE FUCKING 30 BUCKS. HOW MUCH MONEY HAVE I SPENT ON THE STRIPES ALREADY?
I might have college registration. I need money for college.

Option 2: Super Fan
Go to both shows.
I FUCKING ADORE THE WHITE STRIPES.
So they played the Metro before; they also played the Empty Bottle before the Metro and I didnt go to that.
It's just money. It's worth it for the Stripes.
They'll play old stuff.
I didnt bring my camera to the metro show.
I really, really want to see Whirlwind Heat.
I'll get there early and be in front.
I'll tell everyone I see to go fuck themselves. Or that I'm there for the Heat. Or I'll wear a Terry Richardson t-shirt. that'll show em


I'll probably just go to one show. Whatever. Advice?