So, everyone's seen that list of VH1's 100 Greatest Songs from the Past 25 Years, right? Where U2's "One" and Eminem's "Lose Yourself" are in the top 10?

Do you know how ridiculous that is? Do you realize how completely dumbed down and stupid even the CONCEPT of such a "list" is?

In accordance, the soviet panda has decided to release it's own list. First it was going to be the top 100 songs of the last 25 years, then it was going to be the top 100 songs of the last 25 minutes, but we got stuck at 39. So we thought we'd just make ludicrous like VH1...:

The Top 2 Songs EVER:
1. "Crazy In Love" - Beyonce Knowles feat. Jay-Z
2. "Deceptacon" - Le Tigre

Come on. You'd never need any other songs. Thanks for playing.