HIPSTER LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT

Craigslist music-related missed connections for Minneapolis during the past few weeks:

• Sufjan Stevens - "You: Medium height/build, dark hair, soulful eyes, Illinois cheerleader uniform, potentially gay (?) You sent spirit fingers my way several times. I just wanted to say that the fact you exist proves that there is a benevolent god. If i hadn't been so far from the stage, I would have thrown my bra."
  
  
• Beck - A warning. "[My friend] will be wearing bronze shoes."
  
  
• BRMC - "You: Sexy Canadian Man"
  
  
• W4M, "Rock Show Veteran"
  
  
• Sigur Ros - Creepy M4W redhead
  
  
• Melodious Owl - She liked his Lucky Strikes and calculator watch. Indie rock much?
  
  
• M.I.A. - M4W, "girl with dreds"

I guess the Arcade Fire crowd was either too young or too fucking sold out to have any missed connections...